mama moment #3

Location: Springfield, Indiranagar- mama's kingdom.

mongol's buying cloths. mama troddle's in. gives one big bald baby toothless smile. :)

he prances around. la la la!!! see's all the cloths. finds something which he likes:) 

suddenly disappointment smittens the glowing face. we get worried!

he sighs. drops the shirt he was holding n sighs again. we look at him. we ask whats wrong??

he says: i want! 

we say: buy then! 

he says: no money!

we say: ah! 

he: *one big durrty evil smile lights his face* :D il bring daddy here l8r :D il rape him of his cash properly! muhahaha!!! :D

us: *blink blink blink*

The Goa-an Girl- A sob story.

A NOTE TO THE GIRLS: For crying out loud, DONT read this entry. Skip it. Read something else. This blog is meant ONLY FOR BOYS to read! But if u do read it, dont judge me!!

I was in Goa 2 days back. We were returning to our rooms after a day full of site seeing. It was perhaps 9 or so that night. We stopped at a shop to pick few things up. I was looking around. My eyes got revetted on this girl. She was an Indian. As tall as me.

She was , Supple. Slender. Long. Her legs. . . Her legs reached the skies. But the skirt she was wearing barely managed to reach anything. She had a brilliant sheen of tan on her. She was in black n black. She wasn't sporting one of those tight skirts. It was one of those frilly ones. Very short. But served its purpose. The kind in which no matter how the girl moved her leg it'd just end up covering/ falling back into “place”.

This girl looked at me. I stared back at her. I dint dare smile cos while she was looking like a dream, I was looking like i'd just crawled outta the gutter! She was.... Very very easy on the eyes. An absolute treat to watch. Her movements reminded me of the calm sea.

She smiled. I couldn't. I just stared on.

Time seemed to have frozen, when she happened to raise her right leg to hop onto the bike. She leaned over it.

Her skirt, rose like a symphony! Once on the bike, the skirt just found its way back onto her thighs. Kissing her on the way down. Sliding. Gliding. Feeling her tender thighs. Ah! THOSE LEGS! THOSE LONG BLOODY SLENDER LEGS! THOSE LONG BLOODY SLENDER SHINING SHIMMERING LEGS! AH AH AH AH!

She knew I was looking at her. She knew I was gawking at her legs. She knew I'd seen the way her skirt had kissed her over. Caressed her. She knew! She made it even worst. While her friend rode off, she looked back at me and gave the MOST innocent smile.

Can u see what I saw? Huh? Every freaking time I close my bloody eyes all I can see are those legs and the way her skirt moved on her. Its driving me crazy! HELP!

mama moment #2

majestic bus stop..

early morning..

mama's in his skinny jeans..

lookin fresh as a daisy..

surrounded by black, not so fat guy n me n 3 girls.

me: AH girls look. he's wearing those jeans i was talkin abt. u kno the one in which he'd give gisele bundchen a complex ;) 

(last reminder: he's got freakishly LOOOOOOOOOONG legs)

all girls look at him with envy filled GREEN GREEN eyes n sigh.

girl 1: *sighs again. heaves a heavy breath* *sniff* he looks much better than any of us'll ever do in any of our jeans! *sniff*

mama: waaaaaaaaaaa! gooooooo de!

:P

mama moment #1

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the journey......... begins! :)

all posts regarding mama'll carry the tag - mama moment # :

so here..............:)

INTRO!

olla!!!

this blog unfolds the story of 5 guys. namely - not so fat guy, the mongol, black, mama/cute and the new fat guy i.e me. 

but as the whole idea to record the life n times of us 5 guys was conceived mainly to cherish the fond memories of our dearly, very much, ALIVE mama-gurooooosa (latter part of the name courtesy of mongol. oh YES. mongol. we'll talk abt him l8r!) , ul be reading A LOT abt him!

lets get some thing straight be4 we (as in not so fat guy, black, mongol n me) get started. mama is STRAIGHT n so are we... no doubts/arguments abt that.

     so all that u read here are all under the quotes of "guy love" (make sense of it the way u wanna ;) )

MAMA:

1. mama/ cute is all legs. his body consists on 3 things. hands legs n some more legs. he can reach from HERE to THERE ( feel free to set the limits).

2. he has been hit on more times than most girls have by boys n girls alike.

3. yes, as horrid as it may seem, we too have hit on him .

NOT SO FAT GUY:

once upon a time when the world was young n when the mountains were shaping there lived a boy. a fat lil boy. as time passed he shed his fat n became a slim slender cucumber shaped thing. hence was born the notoriously famous - NOT SO FAT GUY:)

details on the not so fat guy:

1. strange things happens to girls when they're around this cucumber body. the cast an eye on him n almost musically cry out "your soooooooooooooo cute". 

this had given black n me an idea. we wanted to sell him off as a teddy bear. we were to rake in millions outta this. we'd even promised him bread crumbs for his services! then. something horrible happened. he.... he.... *sniff sniff* he stopped..... he stopped bein fat!!! he's worthless now. what a shame! seriously!!!

2. he does taekwondo. he is our gang official knight in MINCHING armour!;)

3. he is under the notion that he is fat, for reasons unknown, n takes great offence if ppl dont call him fat boy.

4. he is as handy as a purse n he'll fit in one. LITERALLY:)

BLACK:

when bramha sat down to "carve" this marvel of a being outta a solid white mould of sugar spice n everything nice, it was half past midnoon on a lazy sunday afternoon. he was sleepy, tired n hopelessly hungry. he was tired of makin those PERFECT LIL bald babies. 

 

so he decided to speed things up. he carved raucously with his fingers n put the mould in the oven. a perfect bake took 33sec. BUT bramha was in a hurry. so he set the oven to a setting called "ARE U FREAKIN KIDDIN ME?! I COULD ROAST THE SUN AT THIS TEMPERATURE" n set the mould in there for abt a second. the second died. bramha opened the oven. AHHHHHHH!!!! 

in there was a charred insignificant mass. bramha was in shock!!! what had he done?!! his rep was at stake here. so he took the baby out. be4 any1 could realise what he'd done, he took the kid packed it up nicely with a bow n all and delivered it to the happy couple expecting their second child with a note. 

it read "ooops!"

;) true story!

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details on the "black":

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